How to piss off clue

Every common/twink/loser on netrek knows how frustrated Clue players get with them... If they only knew you did it all on purpose... :)

Top Ten Ways To Piss Off A Clued Player

10) Cloak on your homeworld and begin discussion on why Pizza Hut has had 80% of the pizza market for the last 20 years.

9) Be the first player in the game to identify EVERY planet on the galactic.

8) Declare peace with the enemy and begin sincere overtures toward a truce...

7) Tractor and pressor your way to the front line at warp 0...

6) Make some statement about how clue are a "dime a dozen" these days...

5) Harass clue players by asking them: "Why did you die?"

4) Show good sportsmanship.

3) Det your own torpedoes just as they are about to hit the enemy.

2) Hop in a DD and proceed to do space control.

and the #1 way to piss off a clued player...

1) Begin messages directed at clue with "Hey rookie..."